ORCHARD PARK, NY — Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen revealed Tuesday that his recent string of stellar performances can be attributed to a radical new diet consisting exclusively of foods grown on his family’s California farm.

“It’s simple really—I only eat what we grow,” said Allen, who was seen snacking on a cantaloupe during the press conference. “The pistachio pre-game ritual has been a game-changer. Forty-seven pistachios before kickoff—not 46, not 48—and my completion percentage jumps by 17 points.”

Allen’s new nutrition plan began after a disappointing loss in Week 3, when he consulted with his brother on ways to improve his performance. The solution, apparently, was hiding in their soil all along.

“The wheat we grow has these special properties,” Allen explained while demonstrating his newly improved throwing motion. “It’s got these microscopic fibers that align perfectly with the muscle fibers in my throwing arm. My uncle harvests it only during full moons for maximum potency.”

Bills nutritionist Dr. Sandra Wilkins initially expressed concern about the limited diet but has since become a convert. “At first I thought it was ridiculous,” admitted Wilkins. “But then I saw him throw a perfect spiral 75 yards after eating nothing but cantaloupe for three days. Now we’re having his family’s produce shipped to our facility daily.”

The Allen brothers’ farm, which primarily grows pistachios, wheat, and cantaloupe, has reportedly installed a special “quarterback section” dedicated to experimental crops designed specifically to enhance various aspects of Allen’s game.

“We’ve developed a cantaloupe variant that improves field vision,” claimed Allen’s brother Jason, who now attends all home games with a cooler of farm produce. “And we’re working on a special wheat strain that helps with reading defensive schemes. The blitz-recognition wheat isn’t quite ready yet, but it’s showing promise.”

Other NFL quarterbacks have taken notice, with several reportedly inquiring about purchasing produce from the Allen family farm. However, Jason Allen insists their agricultural magic only works for those with Allen DNA.

“Patrick Mahomes called last week asking about our cantaloupe,” said Jason. “I sent him some, but warned him it might actually make him worse. These melons are genetically attuned to Josh’s digestive system.”

At press time, Allen was seen performing pre-practice stretches in a field of wheat behind the Bills’ training facility, occasionally stopping to munch on a handful of pistachios from a fanny pack labeled “3rd Down Conversion Mix.”